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We’re Only Trying To Help Poor Fat People Stop Being So Gross, Say Republicans

When the United States lost the race for the Most Offensively Fattest People in the World to neighbours Mexico earlier this year, the Republican Party, far from being furious that America no longer ruled the globe by girth alone, decided … Continue reading

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haggis

I originally wrote this post some time ago, but recent events mean it is time for an update. So. A wee bit of sheep offal and some oats and they shit themselves. You can buy a hunting rifle and a pound … Continue reading

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cat-fisting and dogging**

Paul Ryan, eh? Mitt Romney’s pick for vice presidential candidate seems like a nice chap. What intrigues me, though, is how this nerdy-looking politician with his too-big suits and his funny little budget transforms into someone who, on the weekends, likely tracks then … Continue reading

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playing chicken

“That’ll be $542, ma’am. You can swipe your card there.” I am at the hospital for a procedure. It is a fairly minor one but rather uncomfortable and definitely scary. I don’t want to put you off your breakfast, so let’s … Continue reading

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Happy Robert Burns Day

** I originally wrote this post last year. But today, as we celebrate Robbie Burns Day, it’s worth remembering that I STILL CAN’T BLOODY WELL BUY HAGGIS HERE** So. A wee bit of sheep offal and some oats and they shit themselves. … Continue reading

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