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Garden and Gun

“Your Father and I have been thinking,” said my Mum, “and we wondered if you’d like to have your wedding money for your 40th birthday instead.” Pause. My reaction: 1. You have wedding money put aside for me? Ah that’s … Continue reading

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kittens!

On Wednesday I missed what could be the last televised debate between the candidates for the Republican Presidential nomination. Shame on me. According to reports, the contenders scrapped over immigration, contraception, the Middle East, favourite porn name (surprising choice by Ron … Continue reading

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stinky finger

You know I said that maybe I should take cooking lessons? Last week I received a painful reminder of why I should never operate heavy machinery, when I sliced my finger open with a bread knife. A woman’s place (well, my place) … Continue reading

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